Nina & Amanda

Big news, my pretties...
My elderly grandfather just died and left me a small fortune. Whoo!
I'm going shopping!

Wanna see my shopping list?
Here it is:

Hair transplants
Scalp advance
Eyebrow lift
Forehead reconstruction
Orbital rim shaving
Upper & lower blepharoplasty
Rhinoplasty
Alarplasty
Face lift
Upper lip lift
Cheek implants
Lip injections
Jaw shave
Chin reduction
Neck lift
Trachea shave
Breast implants
Liposuction
Tummy tuck
Removal of Adam's ribs
Hip & buttock implants
Vaginoplasty

"The biggest misconception about me is that I've had plastic surgery."
- Amanda Lepore

Nina Arsenault, 1998:

Nina Arsenault, 2003:

Nina Arsenault, 2008:




Amanda Lepore:

Getting Botoxed to Blow Cocks

I recently had some work done, dahlings.
There's just nothing like the feeling of getting cosmetic enhancements when you're already young and pretty. Between that and the feminizing effects of the hormones, I feel fucking unstoppable!
And this is just the beginning.
Everything about me is fake, and I'm...


Perfect

1234 let me hear you scream if you want some more
like uhhh
push it, push it
watch me work it
I'm perfect!

Yeah that's right it's the Superstar
Everybody wanna come up when I'm at the bar
All them people wanna try, it's like 'gimme some more'
Try a little harder honey. I'm like 'gimme my car'
Skip the bra
Chill at the spas
Feminine boss
Don't care what it cost
Get lost. We gettin rocks
While bitches Botox, I blow cocks
So hot
We just wreckin the party
Autographin everybody body parts with the sharpie
Can't stop me baby got an army
Be all that you can be baby
Call me

1234 let me hear you scream if you want some more
like uhhh
push it push it
watch me work it
I'm perfect!

I'm comin straight out the NYC
Every little bad boy's wet dream - featurin' me
Cream get the money, dollar dollar bill ya'll, kill ya'll, got the ill jaw
Exes still call

You know I gotta do whatever it takes
All them other chicks its like that's the breaks
And all them other chicks wanna take my place
And all them other chicks better get out my face

The look
The lips
The tits
The taste
The hair
The eye
The skin
The waist

You see what i can do on a microphone
So think bout what I'm gonna do to you at home
Get goin with the Mastercard
Max it hard
In the backs of cars
Faxin lawyers
Racks and racks at stores
I'm just about me gettin more

1234 let me hear u scream if u want some more
like uhhh
PUSH IT PUSH IT
watch me work it
I'm perfect!

Hey I dont mean to brag
But i'm makin ladies mad
When they look at what I have
All the shit in the bag
Runnin things like a track
No practice
Got you starvin for me like a Hollywood actress
So attractive
Wear my dresses backless
Flippin lots of heavy words like a mattress
Make money during napses, leg hair waxes… use hundred dollar bills
Got a million pairs of underwear
Millionaire times my strands of hair in Bel Air
Its all there, bull or bear .....I dont know and I don't care
It aint fair - princess superstar make em stop n stare
Runnin scared
Kiss my derriere, on my mirrored chair
(Why u got a mirrored chair?)
You can see my ass much better there
To kiss it, kiss it